August 2011
130 posts
My girlfriend just broke up with me. She found my collection of child pornography on my laptop. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't mine. She didn't believe me and asked me if I thought she was born yesterday. "I fucking wish." probably wasn't the best response.
I like I can do a simple thing like correct a spelling mistake
Without you getting upset saying I’m making you feel dumb…oh wait…
I don't understand what I did wrong
